Conversation Snippet #1

Boyfriend's Mum: I'm surprised you don't make him shave it all off. [referring to my boyfriend's hair]
Boyfriend: She doesn't want me to do that
Boyfriend's Mum: But your dad doesn't have any hair, does he?
Me: But I don't want to go out with someone who looks like my dad!

I have always joked about inbreeding in Wellingborough. I am now seriously concerned.